Wow! What a Fartastic dinner we just had! While sitting there talking, the guy sitting directly behind me just cut one of the largest ones I’ve ever heard in a restaurant. 
Keep in mind, we were sitting in the outside seating, next to the banister, over constantly crashing waves from the ocean. Now, as we were looking at the fish below, we suddenly hear a long, drawn out fart. I would estimate it lasted a good 5 seconds. The conversations at 4 adjacent tables all came to an abrubt halt. I believe the guy was hoping for a silent, and hopefully not deadly – instead he had a miss-fire. This was made even more apparent since after the first second of loud escaping gas, he apparently tried to quiet it down with some skilled but movements. This however only caused the stinker to become a long, drawn out, almost slow motion sound. You know, the kind that starts out with a bang: “BRAUUUGH – opps! *clench butt-cheeks together hoping to stop the rest from escaping* — tick — tick — tick — tick — tick tick tick tick whistle”.
Anyway, good stuff.
