Note: Ganda is our dog.
I took a crap in the living room! I held it all day at the park so they could have this special surprise! Yay me! That will show them who’s boss! Just wait until they get home and see it! I closed all the windows so they will smell it the second they walk in the door. I also shaped the poo-trail in a “U” … hopefully they are smart enough to realize it means: “(explitive deleted) You!”