{"id":32,"date":"2007-09-29T06:31:23","date_gmt":"2007-09-29T02:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/blog\/?p=32"},"modified":"2011-08-14T07:26:10","modified_gmt":"2011-08-14T03:26:10","slug":"coming-soon-to-a-town-near-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Coming Soon to a Town Near You: Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 285px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1373\/1461843015_f24c32694a_b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Jesus: Coming Soon\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1373\/1461843015_f24c32694a_b.jpg\" alt=\"Jesus: Coming Soon\" width=\"275\" height=\"172\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jesus: Coming Soon<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Apparently, Jesus is coming soon. Just thought I&#8217;d let everyone know.<\/p>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1373\/1461843015_f24c32694a_b.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, Jesus is coming soon. Just thought I&#8217;d let everyone know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,39,6],"tags":[4,3,5],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-photography","category-traveloddities","tag-4","tag-hawaii","tag-maui","no-thumb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":343,"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hakbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}